20. That’s weird….

19. It’s never done that before.

18. It worked yesterday.

17. How is that possible?

16. It must be a hardware problem.

15. What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?

14. There is something funky in your data. OR It’s a data problem, not a program problem.

13. I haven’t touched that module in weeks!

12. You must have the wrong version.

11. It’s just some unlucky coincidence.

10. I can’t test everything!

9. THIS can’t be the source of THAT.

8. It works, but it hasn’t been tested.

7. Somebody must have changed my code.

6. Did you check for a virus on your system?

5. Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?

4. You can’t use that version on your system.

3. Why do you want to do it that way?

2. Where were you when the program blew up?

And the Number One Thing Programmers Say When Their Programs Don’t Work:

1. “It works on my machine..”.

Best Twitter Applications To Use on a Blog or Website

Add Tweets
Make Twitter Update Widgets for site or blog using javascript

Twitterfeed
Post your blog to Twitter through your RSS feed

Feed Tweeter
integrate Twitter with Plurk, your blog and delicious

Twitter Counter
Display your follower count on your site or blog.

Twit This
Add this option so people can easily tweet information from your site or blog

Twitter Tools
A wordpress plugin that lets you integrate Twitter with your blog. You can send your updates to your blog as well as create tweets directly from your blog

Twitter for WordPress
displays latest tweets on your blog

Loudtwitter
Ships your tweets to your blog

Twitter Sharts
‘Shart’ your twitter status anywhere within your wordpress blog posts or pages

Twitt Twoo
plugin that will allow you to update your Twitter status right from your blog’s sidebar.

Twitter Updater
automatically sends a Twitter status update to your Twitter account when you create, publish, or edit your WordPress post

Twitter WordPress Sidebar Widget
a wordpress widget where you can send your tweets to your blog

WordTwit
a plugin that utilizes the Twitter API to automatically push a post to your Twitter account when it is first published.

Comment Twitter SMS Notification
plug in to be notified by SMS when a user post a new comment on your blog.

Stammy’s RSS To Twitter
Not too many people have access to a Ruby-enabled server so the author decided to make a simple PHP script to get the job done.

PingTwitter
automatically update your Twitter Account when you publish a new blog post

Check out twitterapps for all the links and much much more

Twitter done Old skool

Yesterday i walked in to a branch of Fat Face.

I think this is what people done before Twitter was invented, obviously  shoppers of Fat Face never went Web 2.0!

You add a postcard with where you went on holiday or where your from etc

So i took a picture to share with you Tweeters.

Can you think of any other examples?

Digsby = IM + Email + Social Networks.

I have been using  Digsby since its release and it gets better and better.

Digsby supports, Gmail, MSN, Yahoo, AOL, IMAP, and POP mail,

viewing Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and Linkedin without going the each of the sites is a real time saver.

The ability to add multiple IM accounts is wonderful, using AIM, MSN, Yahoo, Gtalk, Facebook chat, and others.

I cant think why you would want to use any other client. Can you?

Using Twitter for Business

Chris Brogns’s Blog on Twitter Tools For Business is a great intro for any new start up or Business wanting to establish their brand.

Some of the ideas are obvious to an existing user.

So whether your a new Business or already have a brand you wish to expand, check out his suggestions

Did you find any of the tips helpful?

I like Wakoopa it helps to feed my software addiction.

Yes another application for Twitter

Tweet Later does what it says and much much more.

Schedule Tweets, Track keywords, Save and reuse drafts, send welcome DM’s, Follow those who follow you, Vet new followers, Personal status feed, and unlimited Twitter account.

Register for a free account to see how it can improve your Twitter experience!

Does Tweet Later really improve your Twitter Experience?

seams like everyday there is a new application dedicated to twitter.

TweetBrain is the latest,

It s a crowd sourcing service powered by the Twitter community. It enables you to get a best answer or a solution to your question right away.

Just post your questions. TweetBrain will broadcast them through
the Twitter community right away.

Did you get the answer you wanted?

DM Whacker/Deleter  has to be one of the best apps developed for Twitter.

Built by Damon Cortesi it is simple to use and works perfectly to remove DM’s

Damon says …

“Drag a link from his blog page to your bookmarks bar and then open your Direct Messages page in Twitter. Click the bookmarklet you created and select whether you want to delete all direct messages, or just direct messages from a specific user”

Yes its as easy as that.

What is your best Twitter application to date?